Spratza (1:57:22 AM): at one time i wanted to be a kindergarten clown
Spratza (1:57:24 AM): haha
Spratza (1:57:32 AM): but then i thought it would be too creepy
beamerchick661 (1:57:35 AM): LOL WHAT THE FUCK
beamerchick661 (1:57:53 AM): IM LIKE PICTURING YOU IN A CLOWN COSTUME
beamerchick661 (1:58:10 AM): "im spratza the clown"
beamerchick661 (1:58:15 AM): "i have a bird"
beamerchick661 (1:58:28 AM): "would you like to pull my red nose?"
Spratza (1:58:33 AM): hahah
Spratza (1:58:37 AM): hell yeah
Spratza (1:58:38 AM): that's me
beamerchick661 (1:58:39 AM): ROFL
beamerchick661 (1:59:00 AM): & then the min the kid pulls on ur nose
beamerchick661 (1:59:03 AM): scream really loudly
beamerchick661 (1:59:10 AM): & then the kids will start to cry
Spratza (1:59:14 AM): jajahah
beamerchick661 (1:59:17 AM): rofl
Spratza (1:59:18 AM): yeah
beamerchick661 (1:59:45 AM): LOL
beamerchick661 (1:59:52 AM): wear rainbow underwear
beamerchick661 (1:59:58 AM): & a pointy hat
beamerchick661 (2:00:01 AM): paint ur nose red
beamerchick661 (2:00:05 AM): a helmet will do
beamerchick661 (2:00:11 AM): just color it all polka dotted
Spratza (2:00:50 AM): haha yeah
Spratza (2:01:00 AM): that would be sick
beamerchick661 (2:01:03 AM): u should be the helmet clown
beamerchick661 (2:01:10 AM): & advise kids to ride bikes w/ helmets
beamerchick661 (2:01:20 AM): & as a demonstration
beamerchick661 (2:01:32 AM): tell any stupid looking kid to get on the bike
beamerchick661 (2:01:34 AM): w/ a helmet
beamerchick661 (2:01:39 AM): then put a sticker on it
beamerchick661 (2:01:55 AM): & make him pedal the wrong directions so he can fall & crash
Spratza (2:02:02 AM): hahahah
Spratza (2:02:26 AM): i wanna bring my keyboard and sing stupid hyper songs to them
beamerchick661 (2:02:30 AM): which concludes that w/o a helmet you'll get a cracked skull
beamerchick661 (2:02:50 AM): & the stickers have to be skeletal too
beamerchick661 (2:02:51 AM): XD
Spratza (2:02:57 AM): haha
Spratza (2:03:04 AM): there should be a show like that
beamerchick661 (2:03:05 AM): LOL
beamerchick661 (2:03:11 AM): or we can use bens cat
beamerchick661 (2:03:21 AM): & u can be like "do u want to pet the kitty?"
beamerchick661 (2:03:33 AM): & whichever fuckhead decides to volunteer
beamerchick661 (2:03:45 AM): take the cat & put it real close to the kid
beamerchick661 (2:03:49 AM): so it can claw him
beamerchick661 (2:03:50 AM): XD
Spratza (2:03:53 AM): "fuckhead" haha they're kids!
beamerchick661 (2:04:04 AM): ok... craphead
beamerchick661 (2:04:05 AM): LOL
Spratza (2:04:06 AM): you're so cruel!
beamerchick661 (2:04:08 AM): LOL
Spratza (2:04:17 AM): kids must love you!
beamerchick661 (2:04:20 AM): so is the concept of kindergarten clown
beamerchick661 (2:04:21 AM): ROFL
Spratza (2:04:27 AM): hahahh
beamerchick661 (2:04:29 AM): kids are usually afraid of clowns
beamerchick661 (2:04:30 AM): XD
Spratza (2:04:35 AM): being a clow is pretty cruel, that's true haha
beamerchick661 (2:04:36 AM): so why not scare them even more
Spratza (2:04:39 AM): that's why i love clowns
Spratza (2:04:42 AM): they're never funny
beamerchick661 (2:04:42 AM): & traumatize em more
Spratza (2:04:44 AM): and people hate them
beamerchick661 (2:04:46 AM): I LOVE CLOWNS TOO
Spratza (2:05:35 AM): i think they all know they're hated
Spratza (2:05:46 AM): and that's why they think of even dumber jokes
Spratza (2:05:51 AM): to make ppl hate them even more
Spratza (2:05:55 AM): and test their limits lol
beamerchick661 (2:05:55 AM): XD
beamerchick661 (2:06:10 AM): & dont forget to do shadow puppets
beamerchick661 (2:06:18 AM): & if a shadow is like flat
beamerchick661 (2:06:27 AM): u should be lyk "its a dead guy"
Spratza (2:06:36 AM): hahah
beamerchick661 (2:06:40 AM): LOL
Spratza (2:06:46 AM): yeah i should teach children about death
beamerchick661 (2:06:49 AM): hahahhaa
Spratza (2:06:52 AM): how their granny is not in heaven
Spratza (2:06:59 AM): and she's actually under the ground
Spratza (2:07:00 AM): haha
beamerchick661 (2:07:07 AM): yeah for murdering the next door neighbors w/ an umbrella
Spratza (2:07:08 AM): and worms are eating her flesh
beamerchick661 (2:07:11 AM): LOL
Spratza (2:07:20 AM): lol
beamerchick661 (2:07:23 AM): & a coat hanger
Spratza (2:07:59 AM): yes!
Spratza (2:08:19 AM): and i will tell them about their lost brothers
beamerchick661 (2:08:24 AM): LOL
Spratza (2:08:31 AM): and the coat hanger.
beamerchick661 (2:08:35 AM): HAHAHA
beamerchick661 (2:08:42 AM): & then get them to sing yellow submarine
beamerchick661 (2:09:00 AM): w/ paul uncle haircuts
Spratza (2:09:00 AM): lol why yellow submarine?
beamerchick661 (2:09:06 AM): cuz its fun
beamerchick661 (2:09:11 AM): & yellow
beamerchick661 (2:09:24 AM): mind you, its also LONG
Spratza (2:09:47 AM): oh nooo
Spratza (2:09:54 AM): i'll go get a Submarine sandwich
beamerchick661 (2:10:05 AM): hahahaa
Spratza (2:10:51 AM): Subway are in no way healthy
Spratza (2:12:23 AM): bread is totally unhealthy
Spratza (2:12:29 AM): it makes you fat
beamerchick661 (2:12:35 AM): true its got carbs
Spratza (2:12:45 AM): yeah and it's all sticky when you chew it down
Spratza (2:12:48 AM): so it's hard to digest
beamerchick661 (2:12:59 AM): yea ive noticed
beamerchick661 (2:13:07 AM): i get thirsty right after
beamerchick661 (2:13:12 AM): cuz i feel like its stuck
Spratza (2:15:28 AM): yeah exacly
Spratza (2:15:32 AM): it gets u constipated as well
beamerchick661 (2:15:35 AM): ewww
beamerchick661 (2:15:41 AM): NO WONDER I CANT SHIT PROPERLY
Spratza (2:16:54 AM): haha yeah
Spratza (2:16:58 AM): bread gets shit stuck
beamerchick661 (2:17:04 AM): what about spaghetti
Spratza (2:17:16 AM): they do too, cuz there's dough in them
Spratza (2:17:24 AM): everything with dough makes ur shit bad
Spratza (2:17:25 AM): pizza
beamerchick661 (2:17:26 AM): LOL
Spratza (2:17:28 AM): lazagna
beamerchick661 (2:17:39 AM): bowties
Spratza (2:18:01 AM): yeah lol
Spratza (2:18:33 AM): and the soda's acids help for the digestion
Spratza (2:18:39 AM): but the bad thing is it adds up to your carbs
beamerchick661 (2:18:43 AM): yea
Spratza (2:18:43 AM): and u get even fatter lol
beamerchick661 (2:18:48 AM): well also eating fiber
beamerchick661 (2:18:52 AM): & vegetables
beamerchick661 (2:18:56 AM): that should help
Spratza (2:20:00 AM): yeah
Spratza (2:20:13 AM): i h8 food
beamerchick661 (2:20:13 AM): what about scotch
beamerchick661 (2:20:14 AM): XD]
beamerchick661 (2:20:19 AM): LOL
Spratza (2:20:19 AM): scotch is good!
beamerchick661 (2:20:22 AM): indeed
Spratza (2:20:25 AM): only beer has significant ammount of carbs
beamerchick661 (2:20:26 AM): i like johnny walker green label
Spratza (2:20:28 AM): the rest is good to go
Spratza (2:20:33 AM): yayy
beamerchick661 (2:20:36 AM): [;
beamerchick661 (2:20:39 AM): gayy
Spratza (2:20:44 AM): i ate a box of shaved roast beef today!
beamerchick661 (2:20:48 AM): hahaha
beamerchick661 (2:20:50 AM): roasted mini
Spratza (2:20:52 AM): i donno what's "shaved" for
beamerchick661 (2:20:57 AM): cuz they shave it
beamerchick661 (2:21:04 AM): into slices
Spratza (2:21:32 AM): ooo got it lol
Spratza (2:21:44 AM): there's just too many female genitalia reference
beamerchick661 (2:21:48 AM): lol
Spratza (2:21:53 AM): *much
Spratza (2:21:58 AM): lol
beamerchick661 (2:22:05 AM): genitals in ur lunchbag
Spratza (2:22:19 AM): haha yeah
Spratza (2:22:28 AM): ive thought about puttin my dick in that box of roastbeef
beamerchick661 (2:22:31 AM): hahaha
beamerchick661 (2:22:34 AM): or a frankfart
Spratza (2:22:40 AM): nuuuuuuuu
Spratza (2:22:43 AM): u put the frankfart!
beamerchick661 (2:22:46 AM): lol
beamerchick661 (2:22:48 AM): speaking of
Spratza (2:22:52 AM): it'll break
beamerchick661 (2:23:00 AM): i farted rly loud at the party today
beamerchick661 (2:23:03 AM): this guy stared at me
beamerchick661 (2:23:07 AM): it was unintentional
beamerchick661 (2:23:10 AM): & i couldnt hold i
beamerchick661 (2:23:17 AM): so it jst came out
beamerchick661 (2:23:28 AM): & i was like WHAT THE FUCKKK [elephant guy]
Spratza (2:23:29 AM): jajajajhhah
Spratza (2:23:43 AM): was it noisy?
beamerchick661 (2:23:48 AM): YES
beamerchick661 (2:23:56 AM): like banging pots & pans
Spratza (2:24:04 AM): HAHAH
Spratza (2:24:16 AM): oh my
Spratza (2:24:21 AM): did anyone laugh about it?
beamerchick661 (2:24:23 AM): NO
beamerchick661 (2:24:24 AM): LOL
beamerchick661 (2:24:27 AM): only 1 guy saw it
beamerchick661 (2:24:30 AM): & stared at me
beamerchick661 (2:24:35 AM): & i was like embarassed
Spratza (2:25:07 AM): haha you shoulda pointed at him and been like U SMELLED IT U DEALT IT
beamerchick661 (2:25:19 AM): .......
beamerchick661 (2:25:21 AM): hahha
beamerchick661 (2:25:27 AM): i didnt want ppl to knw
Spratza (2:25:48 AM): i was at the library once
Spratza (2:25:53 AM): and this fat woman farted so loud
beamerchick661 (2:25:56 AM): LOL
Spratza (2:25:59 AM): and everybody pretended they didn't hear
Spratza (2:26:02 AM): and i cracked up
beamerchick661 (2:26:05 AM): hahahaha
Spratza (2:28:23 AM): i think i have enough nice material to dream about now haha
Spratza (2:28:27 AM): ima hit the hay
beamerchick661 (2:28:30 AM): lol ok
beamerchick661 (2:28:38 AM): & im gna hit the $tack
beamerchick661 (2:28:50 AM): nitey nite fly w/ a kite
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