in this corner! standing at 5 feet 6 inches, weighting in at 147 lbs! with a a professional career of 2 wins 2 lost and 2 draws! Quy "ROYAL" Vo! and his opponent! standing in at 10,000 feet tall, weighting in at 800,000 lbs!! Quy's "rip ur heart out" love life!
round one! Q come out swinging! landing a left hook known as boy meets girl. but LL dodge with "lets just be friends" manuever! LL counter with "ur a good guy but we're not right for each other". Q is hurt but he bounce back. this kid is determined to win. he charge again with "i can't imagine not being with u". LL is hurt and leaning back trying to defend. Tink!!! what a round the bell ring right b4 Q can finish
Round two! after a long rest in atl, Q square up at the sight of LL's weakness in "i really miss you, when will u come home?". Royal got her cornered and hit her with "im always here for u"and "even though im three hundred miles away my heart stayed in L'ville with u" though his attacks are corny, its still very effective! LL is buckling under Q's relentless attacks! it look like it might be all over! oh wait whats this? LL pull out a devastating uppercut from nowhere calling it the "Im not sure how i feel right now" move. then start her three hit combo,"we're too different" then to "what if it don't work out and we can't be friends afterwards" then finish with "if u care for me u would understand". Q is down! ladies and gentelmen after two exceting rounds, it look like its over Q IS DOWN... q is down.....winner by KO! and still the undisputed champion of this metaphoric ring! Quy's "rip ur heart out" love life! now we know why shes called "rip ur heart out"!
poor kid did'nt even stand a chance.. i wonder if he'll ask for a rematch........