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Out of boredom, i thought i'd like to read your best Yo Mama jokes.
I'll start:
Yo Mama is so fat, she sweats gravy.
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My fo' fo' make sure all yo' kids don't grow.
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a brick wall has 4 sides? and they lie on the wall? ive only seen people lean on a wall
Your Joke Stinks!! lolz
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My fo' fo' make sure all yo' kids don't grow.
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Hienny wrote:
rofl ; i fixed it. better?
how about this then. yo mommas so fat; she masturbates with a drumstick
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i think you are one disturbed individual haha  and for anyone reading, Hien's first joke was " your momma is like a brick wall, has 4 sides, and mexicans like to lay on her" your momma is so old, her social security number is 2
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yo momma is so ugly, you gotta feed her with a slingshot
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yo momma's so fat, she had sex w/ 2 guys at the same time and those 2 guys haven't even met yet
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yo momma's so old, she was a waitress at the Last Supper.
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yo momma's so fat, she couldn't fit in the fabric of time
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| POSTED BY: SunnyD on 08/28/2008 22:59:50 |
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yo momma is so fat n dark, when she go out swimming in the ocean. ppl mistake her as shamu
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| POSTED BY: SunnyD on 08/29/2008 00:45:40 |
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yo momma is so ugly. when she was young.. her mom have to tie a steak around her neck.. just so the dog would play with her.
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Yo Mama's so nasty, I called her up for phone sex and she gave me an ear infection.
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